(BiggerBetterBarbie; idea by EverGrowingWaifus)
Usagi Tsukino, wearing black shorts and also a pink
shirt with a skirt of the same color, breathed heavily as she walked up the
steps of the Hikawa Shrine. After lounging around at her house, and teasing
Chibiusa at times, Usagi forgot almost 20 minutes after that fact that she was
supposed to be at the shrine for an important meeting with the other inner
senshi (Rei, Ami, Makoto, and Minako).
"*huff puff huff puff* Ooooooh... Rei's never going to let me hear the end of it
for holding everyone up!" Usagi said as she wiped the sweat off her forehead.
She fully expected the four to be waiting at the front doors of the shrine with
executioner looks on their faces.
But instead, she didn't see anyone.
"Huh? Where is everybody?" Usagi said as she
looked left and right.
"Wait... maybe they're inside?" Usagi said as she walked up to the front doors
and tapped on them. A few seconds later, they opened up with Rei Hino standing
on the other side. She was wearing her shrine maiden outfit aside from her feet
where she didn't have anything on.
"Oh. There you are, Usagi." Rei said.
"Rei... I'm sooooooooo very very very
sorry I'm late! Where is everyone else?" Usagi said between breaths as she
walked in the shrine with Rei closing the doors behind her.
"Actually, they're not coming. This is between you and me." Rei said.
"Oh? Okay then... what are we talking about?" Usagi said as she slipped her feet
out of her pink-and-white sneakers and white socks, revealing her bare feet as
well. Rei took a deep breath and then had an unhappy look on her face.
"Usagi... this is something I've needed to get off my chest for quite some
time." Rei said. Usagi swallowed a lump in her throat and braced herself. She
had a feeling this wasn't going to be pretty.
"I've had just about all I can take from you," Rei continued as she glared at
Usagi angrily, "You're lazy, incompetent, and weak! And that's why I've decided
that starting today, I'm going to be our new leader."
"What?! B-but that's not fair! You can't just make a decision like that by
yourself!" Usagi exclaimed in astonishment.
"I've already gotten everyone else's approval." Rei said.
"I don't believe you!" Usagi said.
"Believe what you want, but you're through! You're such a worthless blockhead!
You're a dimwit! A clumsy slowpoke! Moron! Retard! Nincompoop! Spaghetti-headed
idiot! Seditious slab of meatball headed goofiness!!!" Rei shouted as she piled
on a few more insults. It looked like Usagi was going to burst out the
waterworks and cry a river for the next hour or so.
But instead... Usagi's face turned a bright red and she stamped her foot down.
"Ooooooh! Shut up shut up SHUT UP!" Usagi said. Rei stopped her insult relaying
and looked at Usagi's surprisingly angry face.
"Well now, this is a feeling I rarely see from you." Rei said as she folded her
arms.
"Arrrrgh! I'm sick of all your insults, Rei! I don't have to take all this abuse
from you! You're such an awful teammate! I think we should remove YOU from the
team!" Usagi shouted. Rei cracked a smile briefly.
"Okay, Smarty Pants Leader. How are you going to accomplish that!? You need me
more than I feel we need you and you know it!" Rei said.
"Easy. Once I've used my new toy I got from Chibiusa, you'll be nothing more
than a blood stain under my feet." Usagi said.
Rei almost wanted to chuckle again, but couldn't when she saw Usagi reach into
her shirt and pull out a glowing black crystal.
"Huh? What is that?" Rei said.
"Like I said, it's my new toy that Chibiusa gave me. She says I can use it to
grow to a gigantic size." Usagi said.
"What? No way!" Rei said.
"Yes way, Rei! Why don't I show you?" Usagi said, suddenly with a somewhat evil
smile on her face.
"You... you wouldn't!" Rei said.
"Just watch me!" Usagi said as she double tapped the top of the crystal,
seemingly activating it as it glowed brightly. Rei gasped and backed away as she
watched Usagi slowly growing bigger. She watched as Usagi's head approached the
ceiling.
"Usagi, stop! You'll destroy the temple if you grow in here!" Rei shouted.
"Teehee... I know! That's the point!" Usagi said as she felt her head touch the
ceiling. She didn't bother to duck down as she pressed her head and then her
arms as she lifted them up against the ceiling, which started to break apart as
Usagi's head bursted right through it..
"Yikes!" Rei said as she turned around and ran out the front doors of the
temple.
Rei ran towards the steps (wincing a bit as she kicked a small rock with one of
her bare feet), then stopped and turned around as she watched her home break
apart as Usagi's upper body broke through. Eventually Usagi was big enough that
the shrine, as torn up as it was, was knee high to her, but she was still
growing and growing at a fast pace too.
"Hahaha! Not so tough now that you look so itty bitty, huh Rei?" Usagi said as
she put her hands on her hips.
"How... how could you, Usagi!? That was my home!" Rei shouted.
"Oh, quit your whining. Now you know how it feels to be me!" Usagi said. She
then took a couple steps forward out of the Hikawa Shrine, but then sat down and
crushed almost the rest of the structure underneath her behind. Rei backed away
as Usagi propped one of her legs up, but stretched out the other, causing it to
hit the shrine entrance and crack the top of it. Except for a few inches on both
sides, the width of Usagi's foot took up the entrance into the shrine.
"Now then, Rei. My feet are killing me from all that running to get here. Why
don't you be a good little sailor senshi and give them a massage?" Usagi said.
"What!? No way! I refuse!" Rei shouted.
"Hmph... you don't have a choice, you know." Usagi said as she folded her arms.
"You can't make me massage your feet! That's ridiculous! And disgusting! I can
smell them from here!" Rei said. Usagi then pounded the ground to her left,
crushing the last remains of the shrine with her fist.
"That's a lie! My feet do not smell! Now get massaging before I crush you with
this thing." Usagi said.
"Okay... okay..." Rei said. Knowing there was no way out of this mess, Rei
rolled her sleeves up and reluctantly pressed her hands against the giant wall
of skin. Of course, with Usagi sticking her foot up, Rei could only massage the
heel part of the foot. She put pressure on the skin and released, continuing the
cycle for the next few minutes.
Rei certainly was not enjoying this one bit. It didn't make her feel better that
Usagi was still growing. She could tell because she would look up and see the
foot rise higher into the air. It was almost as tall as a small apartment
building now. Usagi then stuck her tongue out.
"Bleh... you're terrible, Rei! Is that the best you can really do?" Usagi asked.
Rei stepped out from behind the foot so the giantess could see her.
"Well... if only your foot wasn't still growing! You're such a Bigfoot!" Rei
said.
"Ugh... whatever! I think I've finally had enough of you." Usagi said. She then
pulled her foot back and then helped herself to her feet, standing at her full
height. Rei looked up and up and up... Usagi was quite massive. Rei got a sense
of how big Usagi was when she looked ahead and saw she was the same height as
the giantess's pinky toe!
"What... what are you going, Usagi?" Rei said.
"What else? I'm going to crush you and end your miserable life and find someone
else to be Sailor Mars." Usagi said.
"What!? No, please! I gave you the best foot massage I possibly could!" Rei
shouted. Usagi just smiled.
"So long, Rei! It's been nice knowing you... NOT!" Usagi said as she raised one
of her bare feet up in the air.
"Crap crap crap!!!" Rei said as she sharply turned around and made her way down
the steps, right as Usagi slammed her foot down and crushed the gate. Rei
stumbled around due to the force of Usagi's impact, but was able to keep her
footing.
Rei didn't have to run far to find her means of escape, knowing that running on
foot wouldn't get her far from the giant Usagi. She saw a scooter parked on the
sidewalk, complete with helmet and key still in the ignition. Rei thought it was
too good to be true, but then she looked behind and saw the giant Usagi taking a
couple steps towards her.
"Never look a gift scooter in the engine!" Rei said to herself as she hopped
onboard the scooter, put the helmet on, and fired it up. She revved it up a
couple times before it finally got going, again just as Usagi was about to slam
her foot down where she was sitting.
"Ah, ah, ah. You're not going to escape that easily, Rei!" Usagi declared as she
followed Rei. Despite the massive size difference, the scooter had a
surprisingly high amount of speed that allowed Rei to keep her distance from
Usagi. Rei then sighed as she realized where she was about to drive... in the
city full of people.
"Sigh... I just hope Usagi remembers she's still Sailor Moon and wouldn't dare
stomp into the city." Rei said. Unfortunately, as Rei weaved her way around
traffic and stunned onlookers, that's exactly what happened.
About half the people on the street that Usagi was walking on were looking up in
shock over how big the girl was, given there were no buildings in the immediate
area taller than her. Others didn't waste any time in running and screaming for
their lives, especially as Usagi did not think about her surroundings or the
couple of cars she already crushed flat. She still had her sights set on a
continually dwindling Rei and her scooter because she was still slowly growing
even bigger.
"Teeheehee! I almost got you, Rei! I can't wait to squash you like the bug you
are!" Usagi said. However, Usagi would soon find out that following Rei around
the city wasn't going to be as easy as she thought. The street was littered with
cars and people trying to get away from the giantess, and despite her best
efforts to be careful, Usagi eventually got frustrated and dealt with the
obstructions in her path, first by kicking a couple cars several yards away.
"Oooooh... get out of the way!" Usagi said. The next step she took was over a
few people who got crushed into the ground. Usagi shrugged her shoulders.
"Sigh... well, it's their fault they didn't get out of the way with a giantess
attacking!" Usagi said. That was more bad news for the giantess, as Rei was
pulling further and further away from her. On top of that, there were too many
buildings in the way, and Usagi was having trouble maneuvering around and
squeezing between them fast enough. The giantess growled in frustration as she
began to lose sight of Rei and the scooter and punched and kicked several nearby
structures, toppling them and causing an avalanche of concrete and glass to rain
down on the streets below.
Usagi made a last ditch effort to catch Rei by speeding up her walk.
"Come on, Rei. Don't fight it... I'll eventually catch youuuuuuuuu........!!!!!"
Usagi shouted, tripping over a series of power lines she didn't see in her way.
Usagi totally lost control of herself, and Rei gasped as one of Usagi's hands
started to come down towards her. Luckily, she missed, but the loud booming
sound left behind from Usagi crashing to the ground made Rei's ears ring briefly
as she fought to keep the scooter under control. Usagi got up after leaving a
gaping hole in the road. Even though she was now just over 500 feet tall,
punching one of the glass buildings out of frustration actually stung her hand
as glass shards rained down on it.
"OUCH!!!" Usagi shouted. She also stepped on a car that had been trying to get
away, crushing it completely. Usagi checked her hand and wrist, and fortunately
she was not bleeding. Still, she didn't take too kindly to being poked at by a
glass building. In fact, it was the equivalent of a Daimon to her.
"Oh, so you want to play rough with me? Well, how about a sample of my Moon
Kick!?" Usagi shouted. Lifting her right foot high into the air, she took a
clean swing at the entire building, splitting it into two! The top half of that
building crashed down to the ground, killing a large group of people both inside
and outside of the building section. She felt quite impressed, backing away in
astonishment until there was another building to stop her backtracking.
"Whoa... and I thought the rest of my moves were more impressive!" Usagi said.
In fact, she picked up a yellow tour bus that was driving by her feet.
"Hey, did you see that everyone!?" Usagi shouted. Nobody inside really cared.
They were all just screaming their lungs out hoping they would just survive.
"Alright, alright... sheesh... I was just asking! You can go already!" Usagi
said as she placed the bus back down on the ground. It quickly sped off before
Usagi thought about changing her mind and having those poor folks for lunch.
Yet, that wasn't on her mind.
"Man, some people can get so testy sometimes." Usagi said. She then looked
around and didn't see Rei anywhere in sight.
"Sigh... I played around too much and let Rei escape. But that's okay! I'll find
her soon. I suppose I can destroy some more of the city in the meantime.
Teehee... I can see why Chibiusa is so obsessed with growing this big!" Usagi
said as she got back to rampaging around the city looking for Rei.
As for Rei herself, she looked back and finally didn't see the giant Usagi
behind her. She drove her scooter to the sidewalk and hopped off, removing her
helmet and breathing heavily as she wiped some of the sweat off her maiden
outfit.
"*huff puff* I can't believe I survived." Rei said. Still, her heart raced
everytime she heard a booming sound and Usagi's voice in the sky.
"Still... Usagi's not going to stop until she stomps me flat. I wish there was
something I could do." Rei said as she kicked a nearby rock out of frustration.
But as she looked down... she noticed something peculiar about the ground. It
was moving away from her. Then she looked over at the scooter. It was getting
smaller.
"Huh? What the?" Rei said as she looked over at the nearby apartment buildings.
They were really getting smaller. That's when it finally hit Rei.
"Oh! Now I'm growing!" Rei shouted. The growth was slow at first, but it quickly
sped up and Rei was shooting upward almost like a rocket. Eventually, she was
the same giant size as Usagi. All Rei had to go was look over the group of
buildings and see Usagi stomping around.
"Alright, Usagi. It's time you picked on someone your own size." Rei said as she
rubbed her hands together and marched her way towards her fellow giantess. Like
Usagi, she cared little for whatever she was crushing. In fact, those buildings
she was looking over? She plowed right through them, letting pieces fall from
her shrine maiden outfit.
Usagi, meanwhile, kept her head down, trying hard to find where Rei was hiding.
Because of her mega size, it was getting hard to discern her from everyone else
trying to get away from her bare feet. She kneeled down to get a better look at
the scared people running from her.
"Teehee! They're all so tiny. Finding Rei is going to be tough at this size."
Usagi said.
"Try looking up, meatball head!" Rei said. Even when looking down, Rei's voice
surprised Usagi. It sounded very loud for someone so incredibly small, she
thought. But then she stood back up and looked ahead... there was Rei with a
mean look on her face, her arms folded, and most importantly, she was the same
size as her!
"Ack! Rei! How... how did... how did you get as big as me!?" Usagi shouted.
"I don't know. Maybe some of that crystal's magic finally rubbed off on me." Rei
said.
"Oooooh... stupid growing crystal! I'll have to talk with Chibiusa about that!"
Usagi said.
"But forget that. You and I have a score to settle." Rei said as she slowly
walked towards Usagi, not caring that she was stepping on several things with
her bare feet, including much smaller buildings. Usagi twiddled her fingers
together.
"Um... yeah. About all that I said about replacing you... that was just giant me
talking. Y'know how it is when you're really really tall!" Usagi said. Rei then
cracked half a smile.
"Okay, Usagi. I'll forgive you. I just have to do one thing." Rei said.
"What's that? Ack!" Usagi asked. What Rei did next took Usagi by surprise. Rei
grabbed Usagi by those long pigtails of hers and just threw her to the rear,
causing her to crash head on into one of the few buildings left in the city that
was as tall as she and Rei were.
"Hahahaha!!! Oh Usagi, even when you're a giantess, you're still a klutz!!!" Rei
shouted. Usagi pulled herself out from the hole she made, rubbing her forehead
and later brushing off the rubble that got into her hair.
Then she looked at Rei and her face was red all over.
"Arrrrrgh!!! That does it! I've had it playing nice with you!" Usagi shouted.
She then reached into her shirt and pulled out her Cosmic Heart Compact.
"Moon Cosmic Power, Make Up!" Usagi shouted. In about 30 seconds, she
transformed from ordinary Usagi Tsukino to Sailor Moon, firmly planting her red
knee-high boots on the ground. Rei raised her eyebrows, surprised Usagi would
just plain reveal her identity like that over the whole city, but she quickly
brushed it off.
"Alright then. If that's the way you want to play! Mars Star Power, Make Up!"
Rei shouted as she summoned her Star Power Stick. Seconds later, she too was
transformed, now towering over the city as Sailor Mars. Rei took a firm step in
front of her, crushing a few smaller buildings with her high heeled shoes.
"I'm tired of you always picking on me! Ever since we met, you've done nothing
but put me down!" Usagi shouted.
"Yeah? Well, I'm tired of you always whining at me! That's why I deserve to be
the leader!" Rei shouted. The two giantesses then ran towards each other and
locked hands, trading angry and determined looks with each other (and shooting
imaginary lightning bolts into each others' eyes). The strangling soon turned to
that of a wrestle match as they both tackled each other to the ground. They
rolled around back and forth, each giantess taking turns on who was on top. The
city just plain got leveled no matter what happened with the fight. The
destruction was beyond imagination to the miniscule people who tried to run away
for their loves. The fight even deteriorated to hair-pulling as each girl was
screaming out on pain from hair being pulled. This was turning into a real
catfight now!
The ladies continued to grow too, now approaching over 1,000 feet tall. Usagi
did managed to finally get Rei off, and the black-haired girl rolled back on her
feet. Usagi thought now was the time to try a projectile or two. She looked down
and saw a billboard, or what was left of it, and she picked it up. She flung it
as if it were her tiara.
"Take this!" Usagi shouted. But Rei sidestepped the attack.
"Hah! Not even close!" Rei shouted. Usagi, however, smiled knowing that with her
special throwing abilities, the billboard was going to curl back towards her,
which is precisely what happened!
"I wouldn't be too sure." Usagi said. Indeed, the billboard conked Rei in the
back of her head.
"OUCH! So that's how it is!?" Rei shouted. She ran towards Usagi, who prepared
herself thinking that her opponent was going to tackle her again. But instead,
Rei put on the brakes and swung her head around, allowing her long black hair to
hit Usagi right in the face.
"OW!" Usagi shouted. While she was recovering from having a lot of hair in her
face, she didn't notice until it was too late that Rei picked her up entirely
off the ground! Rei picking her up over her head? That's something she expected
out of Makoto!
"No, Rei! Put me down! Put me down!!!" Usagi shouted as she swung her arms and
legs around.
"As you wish, meatball head!" Rei said. Indeed, she hurled Usagi towards one of
the undamaged city blocks.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Usagi screamed as she landed hard on the block, crushing it
completely.
As Usagi rolled around to lay flat on her back, she looked to see Rei
approaching her. Rei put one of her heels on top of Usagi's neck with her arms
folded up.
"Looks like I win, Usagi! Do you surrender now? Will you make me the leader of
the Sailor Senshi?" Rei said. With the city starting to look more like a
wasteland than an actual city with all the destruction left behind by the two
giantesses, Usagi looked to see her left hand right near Rei's other foot.
"Still not thinking ahead, are you, Rei?" Usagi said. She punched Rei right in
the ankle, causing her to lose her balance.
"OW!!!" Rei shouted as she stumbled backwards trying to grab her angle. Then
Usagi jumped up in the air and gave Rei a swift kick in her chest. Finally, Rei
fell down hard on the city.
Both ladies didn't know it yet, but they were now approaching one mile tall. The
city, or what was left of it, looked more like a map if they bothered to look
down. Rei didn't have much time to recover from Usagi's kick, meanwhile, as when
she sat up, she saw Usagi suddenly holding her Spiral Moon Heart Rod.
"Moon Spiral Heart Attack!" Usagi shouted as she fired a series of pink hearts
towards her fellow giantess. Rei quickly got on one knee and leapt high over the
hearts, making one complete flip forward before landing hard on the ground,
cracking it every direction thanks to the hard impact of her heeled shoes.
"Let's see you dodge this, Usagi! Burning Mandala!" Rei shouted as she summoned
eight fireballs around her entire body. One by one, they flew away from Rei and
towards Usagi, who used all sorts of twists and turns to dodge the fireballs.
When they flew past Usagi, they landed at a distance on the ground, setting
multiple city blocks burning with fires so intense, they melted everything
(people, vehicles, buildings) from within. For the next few fireballs, Usagi did
some cartwheels to dodge, causing an untold amount of destruction with her
gloved hands and red boots, and also some backflips. It somewhat surprised Rei
to see Usagi be so skillful at dodging her attack.
Once Usagi was done jumping and flipping around, she looked between her knees
and saw a very important structure that once towered over her and the city. The
Tokyo Tower. The few remaining survivors in the city watched as the insanely
massive giantess reached down and ripped the tower off its foundation. Usagi
clutched it like a short sword and went charging towards Rei.
"HAAAAAA!!!" Usagi shouted as she took a swing with her Tokyo Tower 'sword,' but
Rei was able to jump out of the way. Usagi took a couple more swings which Rei
dodged as well. On the fourth swing, Rei caught the 'sword' with her hands like
one samurai catching the sword from another, using all her strength to hold it
back.
"Take... THIS!!!" Rei shouted as she thrust the 'sword' upward, causing Usagi to
stumble backwards. That's when Rei took a firm step forward and thrust an elbow
into Usagi's chest. The impact not only caused Usagi to fall flat on her back,
but also drop the Tokyo Tower. Somehow it managed to stay in one piece despite
crashing to the ground, but it was now in Rei's hands. Usagi, meanwhile, was
breathing heavily as she got on her knees and looked down on what was left of
the city.
"I got you now, Usagi!" Rei said as she raised the Tokyo Tower up like she was
going to thrust it down on Usagi's back. However, Usagi had other ideas and
quickly turned to face Rei.
"Moon Tiara Action!" Usagi shouted as she threw her
tiara at high speed at Rei's chest. The attack caught the other giantess by
surprise as she stumbled backwards. Usagi caught the Tokyo Tower in midair after
Rei dropped it and then slammed it on top of Rei's head. The Tokyo Tower finally
couldn't take any more punishment and fell apart in pieces as red and white
steel rained down to the ground.
"Ow..." Rei said as she collapsed onto the ground, crushing city block after
city block beneath her backside, which included her long black hair.
It was obvious that both giantesses were exhausted and battle worn. Their senshi
outfits covered in debris and slightly torn told the whole story. Rei took her
time in getting up... she and Usagi were both breathing heavily.
"Y'know... you're pretty good, Rei." Usagi said between breaths.
"Yeah... you too. But I think we better stop here." Rei said between breaths.
"What's the matter? Giving up?" Usagi said.
"No! Look down at what we've done to the city." Rei said. Both giantesses looked
down at what barely resembled the city at this point. What was once a city that
proudly stood tall was now reduced to flaming rubble, covered for miles in death
and destruction.
"Oh my... and I used to joke that our feuding would one day destroy the city!"
Usagi said.
"Usagi... let's call a truce." Rei said as she held a hand out. Usagi looked a
bit uneasy at first, but finally extended her own hand outward.
"Okay, it's a deal." Usagi said as the mile-high superheroines shook gloved
hands.
"Although..." Rei said.
"Huh? What?" Usagi asked.
"How are we supposed to live our lives now? We've totally destroyed not just the
city but probably our homes as well. And there's probably not enough food for
both of us... let alone ONE of us." Rei said as she playfully jabbed Usagi in
the belly.
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!?" Usagi said. But the two giantesses quickly
laughed it off.
"But we'll think of something. We're sailor senshi, after all!" Usagi said.
"For now, I could use a nice bath. Race you to the Pacific Ocean?" Rei said with
a wink in her eyes.
"You're on!" Usagi said as the two went running out of the city.
As Usagi got slightly ahead and waved back at Rei, that's when everything faded
to white.
The next time Rei opened her eyes, she was in a dimly lit room. She quickly sat
up and realized where she was. It was the living room of the Hikawa Shrine, the
same shrine Usagi outgrew and easily demolished.
"Oh, I'm back inside the shrine. It was all a dream." Rei said. She breathed a
sigh of relief, but then turned around when she heard a very loud snoring noise.
Rei was startled by it, but saw it was only Yuuichirou Kumada, which told her
she was sleeping on his lap before waking up. And the only source of light in
the room was from the television, which she looked at and saw a black-and-white
image of Godzilla stomping around the city and shooting fire out of its mouth.
"Yeah... I better be careful about falling asleep while watching old Godzilla
movies with Yuuichirou. Otherwise I'll have dreams like THAT one." Rei said to
herself as she thought back to that wild and crazy dream where she and Usagi
grew to massive sizes and argued and fought each other until the entire city was
destroyed... no doubt like what Godzilla would've done against any other
monster, like King Kong! ^____^
Rei rolled her eyes and walked up to the television, shutting it off by turning
one of the knobs. She then walked very quietly (so she wouldn't wake up
Yuuichirou) out of the living room and eventually made it to her bedroom. She
sat on her bed and laid down, taking a deep breath as she went back to sleep.
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