Hanataro's Small Problem

(Hellbender47)


After having arrived at the Fourth Division Barracks, Hanataro waited for the other members to return. To pass the time, he went around the living quarters to clean a bit before the Fourth Division members came back.


As he went into his room, Hanataro noticed a large book by his bed. On the book's cover read "1,000 Kido Spells You've Never Heard Of." Hanataro thought, "Kido spells I've never heard of, huh? This might be something worth looking into to pass the time." He looked through the book to find some interesting, yet completely devastating Kido spells.


One of the spells he looked at involved making a body explode by striking at vital points. Another spell involved summoning invisible arms that can sever anything within their reach, including Soul bodies. "Those are actually some pretty extreme Kido spells," said Hanataro.


He continued looking through the book and found a Kido spell that completely caught his interest on the last page. This Kido spell involved making the person performing it bigger. "A Kido spell that can make me bigger?" said Hanataro. "This might be the kind of thing I need! With this I can look down on those that teased me about my height and get back at them! Oh, the fun I'm going to have!"


Looking through the book more, Hanataro read the incantation to perform the spell. A bright blue aura surrounded him and he thought, "It's working! I've just got to keep it up!" After he read the incantation, Hanataro saw everything around him get bigger instead of smaller. "This isn't right!" he said. "I thought the Kido spell was supposed to make me bigger! Maybe I missed something in order to get it to work correctly."


As he was about to get to the book to read it, Hanataro heard footsteps approaching the room. "Who could that be?" he said. "I can't let anyone see me like this!" Hanataro went under the bed as the footsteps came closer and closer.


The door opened and two people entered the room; Hanataro saw that the people were Isane and Unohana. "I've been looking through this book you lent me," said Isane. "While I wasn't too happy about my height at first, I've learned to embrace it and wanted to be much bigger from a Kido spell I found in it."


She found the open book on the floor and said, "Here it is, and it looks like someone was interested in the Kido spell as well. But where are they?" As Isane crouched down to pick the book up, she spotted Hanataro, grabbed him and said, "Look at what else I found!"


After Isane pulled the tiny man out from under the bed, Unohana, surprised by his size, said, "Oh my! Now we know who was looking through the book." Hanataro said, "The book was just sitting here in this room, so I looked inside it and performed the Kido spell, and this happened!"


Unohana laughed and said, "Perhaps there was something else about that Kido spell you failed to notice." Isane handed the book to Unohana who showed Hanataro some small text on the page of the Kido spell he performed. The text read, "Caution: Men who try to perform this spell will shrink instead."


"I must have missed that part," said Hanataro. "You could say that it was a 'little' mistake for missing it," said Unohana before she giggled. Isane said, "I thought you were small before, but this takes it to a whole new level!" The two of them poked at Hanataro and teased him a little more.


"Stop it! Please!" said Hanataro. "Is there any way that this can be fixed?" Isane and Unohana stopped their teasing on Hanataro, and the latter looked through the book for a solution to his predicament. "I found it!" said Unohana. "It says here that the Kido spell lasts for about 48 hours."


"48 hours?" said Hanataro. "What can I possibly do until the 48 hours are up?" Isane replied, "I have an idea on what you can do to pass the time." She brought Hanataro to his bed, sat on it, and placed him on the floor.


Isane showed the tiny man her bare feet and said, "I want you to massage my feet and give them a good rubdown." Hanataro said in a surprised voice, "You want me to massage your feet? I'm not doing it!" Isane lifted her foot over the tiny and said, "I can always crush you with these feet of mine. Do you want to make it so that the Kido spell will wear off?" Hanataro sighed and replied, "Okay then. I'll do it." Isane lowered her foot next to Hanataro and said, "Good."


The tiny man went ahead and massaged the sole of Isane's foot with his elbow and then worked on the sides with his hands. Isane felt relaxed from having her foot rubbed down by the tiny. "You know you've got some nice little hands on you," she said. "Please don't say 'little'," replied Hanataro.


Unohana sat down next to Isane and said, "If his massage is as relaxing as you say it is, then I want him to massage my feet as well." Hanataro thought, "Remember, this is to pass the time until I can get back to normal again."


After he was done, Hanataro went over to Unohana's feet and massaged them as effectively as he did with Isane's feet. "You're actually right," said Unohana. "His massages are very relaxing." She looked down at Hanataro and said, "In fact, I might actually recommend you to most of the Shinigami. How about it?" Hanataro replied, "I suppose I don't have much of a choice, so I'll do it."


Throughout the day and into the next, Hanataro was massaging the feet of many of the female Shinigami. He was given some breaks and sleep at night, so it wasn't too much trouble for him. He even ended up giving foot rubs and massages to Rukia and Yoruichi who both gave him their highest regards for his effort.


Later in the second day, Hanataro was massaging Rangiku's feet. After he was done, he was picked up by the woman who said, "Thank you so much, you little cutie!" Rangiku hugged the tiny man and smothered him within her large breasts. As he was buried within Rangiku's cleavage, Hanataro thought, "Maybe being tiny won't be so bad if I get this kind of treatment often. Too bad that I'm only going to be small for a few more hours."


Two hours had passed and Hanataro had no more clients to give massages to. But before he could rest for the day, a funny feeling came to Hanataro and he slowly grew back to his normal height. "The Kido spell has worn off at last!" Hanataro happily exclaimed. He ran out of the Fourth Division Barracks to start enjoying his restored size.


Suddenly, Hanataro felt the ground shake violently beneath him. "An earthquake!" he shouted. The shaking was then followed by two giant shadows looming over him. Hanataro looked up to find the shadows belonged to Isane and Unohana who were both 50 feet tall.


"Glad to see that you're back to normal," said Isane. "Unohana and I were just trying out the Kido spell for ourselves and I must say that's it's fun being big! No one stands a chance against us as we can literally crush anyone who messes with us under our feet!" Unohana said, "And speaking of feet, do you mind massaging ours? Crushing can make some tiring work, after all." Hanataro shrugged his shoulders and went ahead to massage the feet of the two giant Shinigami.


END